Laugh Out Loud!

The jokes are a way of expressing cultural characteristics of peoples, communities of people, age groups. The different way of expression will be strongly promoted through the anecdotes that each group participating will project in the program. Students will come into contact with other classmates from school abroad, they will get to know each oth...

Jokes about Blondes 4

Vtip 6

Ako sa povie blondínke medzi dvoma brunetami?

Mentálny blok.

 

Joke 6

How to call a blonde girl between two brunettes?

Mental block.

 

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Vtip 7

Aký je rozdiel medzi blondínkou a počítačom?

Do počítača musíte informácie vložiť len raz.

 

Joke 7

What’s the difference between a blonde girl and a computer?

You must enter information to the computer only once.

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Vtip 8

Ide blondínka autom a zrazu narazí do stromu. Rýchlo vystúpi z auta, objíme strom a vraví: ,,Stromček, stromček prepáč, ale ja som trúbila!"

 

Joke 8

A blonde girl drives a car and suddenly crashes into a tree. She quickly gets out of the car, hugs the tree and says: “Tree, tree, I’m sorry, but I was honking.

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Vtip 9

Príde blondínka do galérie a pýta sa, kto namalovaľ tento desný obraz... Zamestnanec odpovie: -"Pani, to je zrkadlo!"

 

Joke 9

A blonde girl comes to a gallery and asks, who painted that terrible painting...The employee says: - “Mrs. that’s a mirror!”

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Vtip 10

Blondínky nemajú len jednu mozgovú bunku. Ale až 3.

Prvú na chlapov, druhú na menzes a tá tretia to prepína.

 

Joke 10

Blondes don’t have just one brain cell. They have 3 brain cells.

First one for men, second one for period and that third switches those two.

 

 
 
 
Author: Alexandra Migasová
Last editor: Alexandra Migasová