Vtip 6
Ako sa povie blondínke medzi dvoma brunetami?
Mentálny blok.
Joke 6
How to call a blonde girl between two brunettes?
Mental block.
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Vtip 7
Aký je rozdiel medzi blondínkou a počítačom?
Do počítača musíte informácie vložiť len raz.
Joke 7
What’s the difference between a blonde girl and a computer?
You must enter information to the computer only once.
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Vtip 8
Ide blondínka autom a zrazu narazí do stromu. Rýchlo vystúpi z auta, objíme strom a vraví: ,,Stromček, stromček prepáč, ale ja som trúbila!"
Joke 8
A blonde girl drives a car and suddenly crashes into a tree. She quickly gets out of the car, hugs the tree and says: “Tree, tree, I’m sorry, but I was honking.
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Vtip 9
Príde blondínka do galérie a pýta sa, kto namalovaľ tento desný obraz... Zamestnanec odpovie: -"Pani, to je zrkadlo!"
Joke 9
A blonde girl comes to a gallery and asks, who painted that terrible painting...The employee says: - “Mrs. that’s a mirror!”
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Vtip 10
Blondínky nemajú len jednu mozgovú bunku. Ale až 3.
Prvú na chlapov, druhú na menzes a tá tretia to prepína.
Joke 10
Blondes don’t have just one brain cell. They have 3 brain cells.
First one for men, second one for period and that third switches those two.