Laugh Out Loud!

The jokes are a way of expressing cultural characteristics of peoples, communities of people, age groups. The different way of expression will be strongly promoted through the anecdotes that each group participating will project in the program. Students will come into contact with other classmates from school abroad, they will get to know each oth...

Jokes about Slovaks 2

 

Vtip 5
Američan, Rus a Slovák skáču z lietadla a spievajú.
Američan: poďme spolu lietať.
Rus: pozri ja už letím.
Slovák: ak sú dvaja šťastný,nechýba im tretí.

Joke 5
An American, a Russian and a Slovak  jump out of a plane and they are singing.
The American: Let’s fly together.
The Russian: Look, I am flying
The Slovak: If  two people are happy, they don’t miss the third one.


Vtip 6
Stretne Jano kamaráta. 
- Juro, počul som, že rozprávaš dobre po anglicky. 
- Áno. 
- Tak čo potom znamená Why? 
- Prečo. 
- Iba tak sa pýtam.

Joke 6
Jano meets a friend.
- Juro, I have heard that you are good at  English language.
- Yes, I am.
- So can you tell me what Why? means?
- Why.
- I am just asking. 


Vtip 7
Policajt sa pýta Slovenského muža:
“Meno?” - “Ján Matúš”
“Sex?” - “4-krát týždenne.”
“Ja myslím muž alebo žena?” - “Muž,žena sem tam ťava.”

Joke 7
“A policeman asks a  Slovak man: 
“Name?” - "Ján Matúš"
"Sex?" - "Four times a week"
"No, I mean male or female?" - "Male, female, sometimes camel."


Vtip 8
V slovenskej reštaurácii.
Zákazník: “Dám si jeden hamburger, prosím.”
Čašník: “S radosťou.”
Zákazník: “Nie, s hubami a zeleninou.

Joke 8
In a  Slovak restaurant.
Customer: „I´ll have a hamburger, please.“
Waiter: „With pleasure.“
Customer: „No, with pickles and onions.“


Vtip 9
V Amerike majú: Billa Clintona, Stevieho Wondera, Boba Hopea a Johnyho Casha.
Na Slovensku máme Róberta Fica, nemáme nádej ani peniaze.

Joke 9
In the USA, they have: Bill Clinton, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Johny Cash.
In Slovakia, we have: Róbert Fico, no wonder, no hope, no cash.


Vtip 10
Otvorím noviny - Fico. Zapnem rádio - Fico. Zapnem telku - Fico. Bojím sa otvoriť toaletu.

Joke 10
I open a newspaper – There is Fico. I turn on the  radio – Fico again. I turn on the TV TV – Fico again. I am afraid to open the toilet.
(Robert Fico is the Prime Minister of Slovakia)

Author: Katarína Szánkyiová
Last editor: Gabriela Kövesiová