Laugh Out Loud!

The jokes are a way of expressing cultural characteristics of peoples, communities of people, age groups. The different way of expression will be strongly promoted through the anecdotes that each group participating will project in the program. Students will come into contact with other classmates from school abroad, they will get to know each oth...

Jokes about Policemen 2

Vtip 6 

Dvaja policajti stoja na vrchole Eiffelovej veže. Jeden hovorí:
- Odtiaľto vidno celý Paríž.
- Hlúposť, kde je potom Eiffelovka?

Joke 6
Two policemen stand on the top of the Eiffel tower. One of  them says : 
- From here we can see  the whole Paris. -
- Crap, then where is the Eiffel Tower?


Vtip 7 
Čo povieš, keď prejdeš policajta spiaceho v spacáku?
- Prasa v plachte

Joke 7
What do you say when you drive over  a sleeping police officer in a sleeping bag? 
- Pig in a blanket 


Vtip 8
Policajti dostali za úlohu odmerať výšku stĺpu. Dumali, rozmýšľali, až jeden vykríkol:
- Však zvaľme stĺp a odmerajme ho tak!
A druhý na to:
- Ty debil, však máme odmerať výšku a nie dĺžku!

Joke 8
Two policemen have a task to measure the height of a column. They wonder and one of them suddenly yells: 
- We should knock the  column down and measure it.
The second answers: 
- You jerk, we have to measure the height not the  length.


Vtip 9
Dvaja policajti potrebujú preliesť stenu a jeden hovorí druhému:
- Urob mi kozu.
A druhý na to:
- Mee mee mee.

Joke 9
Two policemen need to scale the wall  and one of them says to the other:
- Make me a goat.
And the second says: 
- Mee Mee Mee (sound of a goat)


Vtip 10
Idú dvaja policajti so psom. Jeden z nich sa stále zohýba a pozerá kamsi pod psa.
- Čo tam, hľadáš?
- Ále, počul som, ako ktosi povedal, že ide pes s dvoma čurákmi!

Joke 10
Two policeman are walking a dog. One of them always leans and looks under the dog.
- What are you looking for ? 
- Well, I have heard  someone saying that there was a dog with two dicks. 

Author: Viktória Schürgerová
Last editor: Gabriela Kövesiová