Vtip 6
Dvaja policajti stoja na vrchole Eiffelovej veže. Jeden hovorí:
- Odtiaľto vidno celý Paríž.
- Hlúposť, kde je potom Eiffelovka?
Joke 6
Two policemen stand on the top of the Eiffel tower. One of them says :
- From here we can see the whole Paris. -
- Crap, then where is the Eiffel Tower?
Vtip 7
Čo povieš, keď prejdeš policajta spiaceho v spacáku?
- Prasa v plachte
Joke 7
What do you say when you drive over a sleeping police officer in a sleeping bag?
- Pig in a blanket
Vtip 8
Policajti dostali za úlohu odmerať výšku stĺpu. Dumali, rozmýšľali, až jeden vykríkol:
- Však zvaľme stĺp a odmerajme ho tak!
A druhý na to:
- Ty debil, však máme odmerať výšku a nie dĺžku!
Joke 8
Two policemen have a task to measure the height of a column. They wonder and one of them suddenly yells:
- We should knock the column down and measure it.
The second answers:
- You jerk, we have to measure the height not the length.
Vtip 9
Dvaja policajti potrebujú preliesť stenu a jeden hovorí druhému:
- Urob mi kozu.
A druhý na to:
- Mee mee mee.
Joke 9
Two policemen need to scale the wall and one of them says to the other:
- Make me a goat.
And the second says:
- Mee Mee Mee (sound of a goat)
Vtip 10
Idú dvaja policajti so psom. Jeden z nich sa stále zohýba a pozerá kamsi pod psa.
- Čo tam, hľadáš?
- Ále, počul som, ako ktosi povedal, že ide pes s dvoma čurákmi!
Joke 10
Two policeman are walking a dog. One of them always leans and looks under the dog.
- What are you looking for ?
- Well, I have heard someone saying that there was a dog with two dicks.