Jokes about Policemen 2

  • Vtip 6 

    Dvaja policajti stoja na vrchole Eiffelovej veže. Jeden hovorí:
    - Odtiaľto vidno celý Paríž.
    - Hlúposť, kde je potom Eiffelovka?

    Joke 6
    Two policemen stand on the top of the Eiffel tower. One of  them says : 
    - From here we can see  the whole Paris. -
    - Crap, then where is the Eiffel Tower?


    Vtip 7 
    Čo povieš, keď prejdeš policajta spiaceho v spacáku?
    - Prasa v plachte

    Joke 7
    What do you say when you drive over  a sleeping police officer in a sleeping bag? 
    - Pig in a blanket 


    Vtip 8
    Policajti dostali za úlohu odmerať výšku stĺpu. Dumali, rozmýšľali, až jeden vykríkol:
    - Však zvaľme stĺp a odmerajme ho tak!
    A druhý na to:
    - Ty debil, však máme odmerať výšku a nie dĺžku!

    Joke 8
    Two policemen have a task to measure the height of a column. They wonder and one of them suddenly yells: 
    - We should knock the  column down and measure it.
    The second answers: 
    - You jerk, we have to measure the height not the  length.


    Vtip 9
    Dvaja policajti potrebujú preliesť stenu a jeden hovorí druhému:
    - Urob mi kozu.
    A druhý na to:
    - Mee mee mee.

    Joke 9
    Two policemen need to scale the wall  and one of them says to the other:
    - Make me a goat.
    And the second says: 
    - Mee Mee Mee (sound of a goat)


    Vtip 10
    Idú dvaja policajti so psom. Jeden z nich sa stále zohýba a pozerá kamsi pod psa.
    - Čo tam, hľadáš?
    - Ále, počul som, ako ktosi povedal, že ide pes s dvoma čurákmi!

    Joke 10
    Two policeman are walking a dog. One of them always leans and looks under the dog.
    - What are you looking for ? 
    - Well, I have heard  someone saying that there was a dog with two dicks. 

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