Vtip 1
Stretol sa Maďar, Angličan a Slovák…
A nerozumeli si ani slovo!

Joke 1
An Englishman, a Hungarian and a Slovak meet…
And they didn´t understand each other!
 

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Vtip 2
Do you speak English? 
- Čo? 
- Do you speak English? 
- Čo? 
- Hovoríte po anglicky? 
- Yes, yes.
 
Joke 2
An Englishman asks a Slovak blonde woman a question in English language: 
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats his question in English language:
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats the question again:
- Do you speak English?
- Yes,yes.
 

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Vtip 3
Slovák u lekára: 
- "Pán doktor pozrite sa mi na jazyk, zadrela sa mi doň trieska." 
- "Trieska do jazyka? A to už ako?" 
- "Viete, glg whisky sa mi vylial na podlahu." 
 
Joke 3
A Slovakman at the doctor:
-  Doctor, could you examine my tongue please? I have got a splinter ”in it.
- A  splinter? How come?
- ”You know, I poured a  swig of whiskey on the floor.”
 

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Vtip 4
Slovák, Maďar a Rus cestovali do Afriky.V polovici púšte sa im pokazilo auto. Ako tak kráčali zbadali v oáze ťavu. Slovák hneď vyskočil na jeden hrb, Maďar na druhý hrb a dole ostal smutný Rus a ten sa pýta ,,A ja pôjdem kam? Slovák zodvihne ťave chvost a hovorí.Ty choď do kabíny."

Joke 4
A Slovak, A Hungarian and A Russian travel to Africa. In the middle  of the desert their car breaks. As they are walking, they see a  camel in oasis. The Slovak jumps on the  first hump, The Hungarian on second hump  and the sad Russian asks: “And where will I go ? The Slovak grabs the camel´s tail and says: “Go in the cabin.” 

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Vtip 5
Američan, Rus a Slovák skáču z lietadla a spievajú.
Američan: poďme spolu lietať.
Rus: pozri ja už letím.
Slovák: ak sú dvaja šťastný,nechýba im tretí.
 
Joke 5
An American, a Russian and a Slovak  jump out of a plane and they are singing.
The American: Let’s fly together.
The Russian: Look, I am flying
The Slovak: If  two people are happy, they don’t miss the third one.