Jokes about Slovaks 1

  • Vtip 1
    Stretol sa Maďar, Angličan a Slovák…
    A nerozumeli si ani slovo!

    Joke 1
    An Englishman, a Hungarian and a Slovak meet…
    And they didn´t understand each other!
     


    Vtip 2
    Do you speak English? 
    - Čo? 
    - Do you speak English? 
    - Čo? 
    - Hovoríte po anglicky? 
    - Yes, yes.
     
    Joke 2
    An Englishman asks a Slovak blonde woman a question in English language: 
    - Do you speak English?
    - What?
    The Englishman repeats his question in English language:
    - Do you speak English?
    - What?
    The Englishman repeats the question again:
    - Do you speak English?
    - Yes,yes.
     


    Vtip 3
    Slovák u lekára: 
    - "Pán doktor pozrite sa mi na jazyk, zadrela sa mi doň trieska." 
    - "Trieska do jazyka? A to už ako?" 
    - "Viete, glg whisky sa mi vylial na podlahu." 
     
    Joke 3
    A Slovakman at the doctor:
    -  Doctor, could you examine my tongue please? I have got a splinter ”in it.
    - A  splinter? How come?
    - ”You know, I poured a  swig of whiskey on the floor.”
     


    Vtip 4
    Slovák, Maďar a Rus cestovali do Afriky.V polovici púšte sa im pokazilo auto. Ako tak kráčali zbadali v oáze ťavu. Slovák hneď vyskočil na jeden hrb, Maďar na druhý hrb a dole ostal smutný Rus a ten sa pýta ,,A ja pôjdem kam? Slovák zodvihne ťave chvost a hovorí.Ty choď do kabíny."

    Joke 4
    A Slovak, A Hungarian and A Russian travel to Africa. In the middle  of the desert their car breaks. As they are walking, they see a  camel in oasis. The Slovak jumps on the  first hump, The Hungarian on second hump  and the sad Russian asks: “And where will I go ? The Slovak grabs the camel´s tail and says: “Go in the cabin.” 


    Vtip 5
    Američan, Rus a Slovák skáču z lietadla a spievajú.
    Američan: poďme spolu lietať.
    Rus: pozri ja už letím.
    Slovák: ak sú dvaja šťastný,nechýba im tretí.
     
    Joke 5
    An American, a Russian and a Slovak  jump out of a plane and they are singing.
    The American: Let’s fly together.
    The Russian: Look, I am flying
    The Slovak: If  two people are happy, they don’t miss the third one.
     

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