Laugh Out Loud!

The jokes are a way of expressing cultural characteristics of peoples, communities of people, age groups. The different way of expression will be strongly promoted through the anecdotes that each group participating will project in the program. Students will come into contact with other classmates from school abroad, they will get to know each oth...

Jokes about Slovaks 1

Vtip 1
Stretol sa Maďar, Angličan a Slovák…
A nerozumeli si ani slovo!

Joke 1
An Englishman, a Hungarian and a Slovak meet…
And they didn´t understand each other!
 


Vtip 2
Do you speak English? 
- Čo? 
- Do you speak English? 
- Čo? 
- Hovoríte po anglicky? 
- Yes, yes.
 
Joke 2
An Englishman asks a Slovak blonde woman a question in English language: 
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats his question in English language:
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats the question again:
- Do you speak English?
- Yes,yes.
 


Vtip 3
Slovák u lekára: 
- "Pán doktor pozrite sa mi na jazyk, zadrela sa mi doň trieska." 
- "Trieska do jazyka? A to už ako?" 
- "Viete, glg whisky sa mi vylial na podlahu." 
 
Joke 3
A Slovakman at the doctor:
-  Doctor, could you examine my tongue please? I have got a splinter ”in it.
- A  splinter? How come?
- ”You know, I poured a  swig of whiskey on the floor.”
 


Vtip 4
Slovák, Maďar a Rus cestovali do Afriky.V polovici púšte sa im pokazilo auto. Ako tak kráčali zbadali v oáze ťavu. Slovák hneď vyskočil na jeden hrb, Maďar na druhý hrb a dole ostal smutný Rus a ten sa pýta ,,A ja pôjdem kam? Slovák zodvihne ťave chvost a hovorí.Ty choď do kabíny."

Joke 4
A Slovak, A Hungarian and A Russian travel to Africa. In the middle  of the desert their car breaks. As they are walking, they see a  camel in oasis. The Slovak jumps on the  first hump, The Hungarian on second hump  and the sad Russian asks: “And where will I go ? The Slovak grabs the camel´s tail and says: “Go in the cabin.” 


Vtip 5
Američan, Rus a Slovák skáču z lietadla a spievajú.
Američan: poďme spolu lietať.
Rus: pozri ja už letím.
Slovák: ak sú dvaja šťastný,nechýba im tretí.
 
Joke 5
An American, a Russian and a Slovak  jump out of a plane and they are singing.
The American: Let’s fly together.
The Russian: Look, I am flying
The Slovak: If  two people are happy, they don’t miss the third one.
 

Author: Simoneta Mertenová
Last editor: Gabriela Kövesiová