Laugh Out Loud!

The jokes are a way of expressing cultural characteristics of peoples, communities of people, age groups. The different way of expression will be strongly promoted through the anecdotes that each group participating will project in the program. Students will come into contact with other classmates from school abroad, they will get to know each oth...

Jokes about Policemen 1

Vtip 1 
Príde policajt do práce a vraví. "Ľudia, mám syna... a je to chlapec !"

Joke 1
A policeman comes to his office and says: “People, I have a son... and it’s a boy!" 



Vtip 2 
Colník sa pýta vodiča:
- Nejaký alkohol, drogy, cigarety?
- Nie, ďakujem, ja mám svoje.

Joke 2
A customs officer asks a conductor:
- Any alcohol, drugs, cigarettes? 
- No thanks, I have mine.



Vtip 3 
Bavia sa dvaja mladíci: 
- A vieš, aký je rozdiel medzi policajtom a debilom? 
Naraz sa spoza rohu vynorí policajt: "No aký, aký? 
- "Žiadny." 
- "No preto!"
 
Joke 3 
Two boys are talking: 
Do you know  the difference between a policeman and a prick? 
Suddenly from the corner a policeman emerges: What, what? 
"None.”
“That´s my boy!”



Vtip 4 
Policajt vyzve mladú slečnu k tancu a pýta sa jej: "Slečna, vy si tiež myslíte, že policajti sú hlúpi?" 
- "Nie, ale na hymnu som ešte netancovala."

Joke 4
A policeman asks a young lady for a dance and asks her a question: Lady, do you also think that policemen are stupid?
No, but I have never danced on an  anthem. 
 


Vtip 5 
Policajt zastaví vodičku a vraví jej: 
- "Tak dnes to bude za päťsto..." 
- "No," - vraví slečna za volantom, - "obyčajne beriem tisícku, ale že 
ste to vy..." 

Joke 5 
A policeman stops a driver and tells her: 
So, today it is for 500.
Well, - answers the lady behind the  driving wheel,  usually  I take a thousand but just because it is you...

Author: Miriam Palková
Last editor: Gabriela Kövesiová