Vtip 1 
Príde policajt do práce a vraví. "Ľudia, mám syna... a je to chlapec !"

Joke 1
A policeman comes to his office and says: “People, I have a son... and it’s a boy!" 

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Vtip 2 
Colník sa pýta vodiča:
- Nejaký alkohol, drogy, cigarety?
- Nie, ďakujem, ja mám svoje.

Joke 2
A customs officer asks a conductor:
- Any alcohol, drugs, cigarettes? 
- No thanks, I have mine.

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Vtip 3 
Bavia sa dvaja mladíci: 
- A vieš, aký je rozdiel medzi policajtom a debilom? 
Naraz sa spoza rohu vynorí policajt: "No aký, aký? 
- "Žiadny." 
- "No preto!"
 
Joke 3 
Two boys are talking: 
Do you know  the difference between a policeman and a prick? 
Suddenly from the corner a policeman emerges: What, what? 
"None.”
“That´s my boy!”

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Vtip 4 
Policajt vyzve mladú slečnu k tancu a pýta sa jej: "Slečna, vy si tiež myslíte, že policajti sú hlúpi?" 
- "Nie, ale na hymnu som ešte netancovala."

Joke 4
A policeman asks a young lady for a dance and asks her a question: Lady, do you also think that policemen are stupid?
No, but I have never danced on an  anthem. 
 

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Vtip 5 
Policajt zastaví vodičku a vraví jej: 
- "Tak dnes to bude za päťsto..." 
- "No," - vraví slečna za volantom, - "obyčajne beriem tisícku, ale že 
ste to vy..." 

Joke 5 
A policeman stops a driver and tells her: 
So, today it is for 500.
Well, - answers the lady behind the  driving wheel,  usually  I take a thousand but just because it is you...