Jokes about Policemen 1

  • Vtip 1 
    Príde policajt do práce a vraví. "Ľudia, mám syna... a je to chlapec !"

    Joke 1
    A policeman comes to his office and says: “People, I have a son... and it’s a boy!" 



    Vtip 2 
    Colník sa pýta vodiča:
    - Nejaký alkohol, drogy, cigarety?
    - Nie, ďakujem, ja mám svoje.

    Joke 2
    A customs officer asks a conductor:
    - Any alcohol, drugs, cigarettes? 
    - No thanks, I have mine.



    Vtip 3 
    Bavia sa dvaja mladíci: 
    - A vieš, aký je rozdiel medzi policajtom a debilom? 
    Naraz sa spoza rohu vynorí policajt: "No aký, aký? 
    - "Žiadny." 
    - "No preto!"
     
    Joke 3 
    Two boys are talking: 
    Do you know  the difference between a policeman and a prick? 
    Suddenly from the corner a policeman emerges: What, what? 
    "None.”
    “That´s my boy!”



    Vtip 4 
    Policajt vyzve mladú slečnu k tancu a pýta sa jej: "Slečna, vy si tiež myslíte, že policajti sú hlúpi?" 
    - "Nie, ale na hymnu som ešte netancovala."

    Joke 4
    A policeman asks a young lady for a dance and asks her a question: Lady, do you also think that policemen are stupid?
    No, but I have never danced on an  anthem. 
     


    Vtip 5 
    Policajt zastaví vodičku a vraví jej: 
    - "Tak dnes to bude za päťsto..." 
    - "No," - vraví slečna za volantom, - "obyčajne beriem tisícku, ale že 
    ste to vy..." 

    Joke 5 
    A policeman stops a driver and tells her: 
    So, today it is for 500.
    Well, - answers the lady behind the  driving wheel,  usually  I take a thousand but just because it is you...

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