Please post here the horoscopes that you've produced. Please, don't treat them seriously - let's do it just for language practice and for fun!

 

Horoscopes by Linas Greičius, Jolita Mačanskytė and Erikas Lukošius

Aries

Very efficiently bump horns, usually on the wall. If the purpose 
is not reached, 
at least you save without having to go to the gym. 

Taurus

The year will be the same as last year, two years ago, and yet
ten years ago. Worked as a real bulls and only benefits 
(usually not on your own). 

Twins

There will be unstable and often rotate views. Therefore prosper in business, 
sometimes successful in love and always will do in politics. 

Cancer

Successfully you will go to target by the surrounding roads. This year, 
however, you won’t reach it.. 

Leo 

It looks like a real king of the fairy tale - cocky, but ... bald. 

Virgo

Your creativity wilol astonish everyone. It will occur if not achieved results, at least evasions.

Libbra

Having seen both sides of every need, therefore, most of the still
cannot decide what to choose. 

Scorpio

There you will be so mysterious that even surrounding rotate 
their heads, maybe he sometimes secretly won teleloto, or preparing for the parlament.

Sagittarius

It will be ready to start living a fatal arrow. We will have to choose whether 
to pierce her heart and conquer the beloved and translate the chief of the chair. 
This is after all one of the arrow. 

Capricorn

The dual nature of the will to get away from the incredible situations: 
they neither sink in water nor the gulf fall. 

Aquarius

A pleasure as pumping water. Even not like water, but as the limonade because 
if it is possible to drink so much water ???
 

Fishes

This will take you to the network. If it is a loved one network - the better for you.