| Scene 1 (Loud banging) President: What was that? Assistant: I don't know. President: it sounded like an impact. Come on, check it out! Assistant: Um. . . Madam President. . . maybe you should take a look at this. President: WHAT IS THAT?! Alien Boss: What a strange environment. . . What are they, then? President: What are you if I may ask? You look well. . . somehow not like you're from this world. All aliens: Neither are we! We come from the planet Neptune. President: And then what are they doing here in our city, in our country and on our earth?! Alien Boss: We are here to make a compromise with you humans. How about we get 50% of the earth and in return you get 50% of the Neptune? President: Absolutely not! Earth is not yours. Alien Boss: All right, how about 30%? President: No! Neither 50%, nor 30%, nor any other information. Alien Boss: Fine as they want, but they will regret that bitterly I can tell you. (Aliens leave the stage) President: What was that all about? That was just a joke, right? Assistant: Hmm. (shrugs shoulders) Scene 2 (One week later) Newsreader: Welcome to the news at 6:00. Last night we got the news that the German Chancellor was reported missing. (power off) President: What's this all about? How does someone get to a politician? That can't be possible. (phone ringing) President: Unknown. . . Hmm. Who's that? Telephone: Good afternoon, long time not heard. President: Who are they and what do they want? Phone: I told you, you will regret it bitterly. President: The alien? But it can't be. Phone: If you don't want more presidents and chancellors to be kidnapped then give us at least 50% of the earth. Politician: (hangs up) What am I supposed to do now? |