Europe in Love

Love is the thread and link between people and between countries. Love is the engine that drives and guides our lives. It is everywhere and there are many ways to love , all of them are valuable . Love has no borders , knows no language , no age . But our main objective in this project is to emphasize the idea of ​​a united Europe, where we are all...

Activity 13: Chat-up lines

Raoul Sandjong, Germany

I think that I have to call god to tell him that an angel is missing. 

 

Čonga Peter

-I´m searching for... You know, it is called... I forgot... It is somewhere here.

-What is it?

-Oh, I´ve got it. I am searching for your phone number.

 

If a fat man puts You in a bag at night, don´t worry, I told Santa, that I want you for christmas.

 

My phone is dead, can you lend me yours? I told my mom, that I´ll call her if I find the girl of my dreams.

 

Can You empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

 

 

Ludus is about flirting. Flirting seems to be easy, but in fact it is very difficult. To start a flirt, you need to make contact first. Some people just smile, others use chat-up lines. These are sentences you use to start a conversation with a stranger. Some of those are very embarrassing and not successfull, others are funny and can break the ice.

Here are some embarrassing examples:

- Are your parents terrorists?  - No, why? - Because you look like a bomb!

- No wonder that the glaciers are melting! You´re so hot!

An example that might make someone laugh is:

- I lost my phone number, can you lend me yours?

 

Here is your task: Think of some crazy or funny chat-up lines

Stella Ziff (SLOVAKIA)

For guys:

Are you Google? Because you have everything I am searching for.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your are CU-TE

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

 Thw Paradise is sometimes just a glance away. 
You must have been looking at me ;) 

How you doing??

Are you jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

You used to call me on my cell phone. Late night when you need... my... love.

Are you a banana? Because I find you A Peeling

If i could re- arrange the alphabet, i would put "U" and "I" together

On a scale from 1-10, you are a 9 and i am the one you need.

You want to know what the best thing in my life is? The first word of this sentence.

Is your body from Mcdonalds? Because I am loving it

Wouldnt it be the perfect crime if you stole my heart and i stole yours?

You must be shinny, becuase i can't kept my eyes off of you

Love is like water, you can swim in it, you can drown in it and you can't live without it

 

(Spain)

Jorge López and Salvador Naharros

l`m not flirting, l`m just being extra nice to some one extra attractive.

Are you an angel? Cause l`m allergic to feathers.

l tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.

Your so hot. You make steel melt.

ls your body from Mcdonalds? Cause l`m loving it.

l`m not Fred Flintstone, but l can make your bedrock.

 

MARÍA LÓPEZ & SARA CASTRO

-Excuse me, I think we’ve met before, are you in the erasmus+?

-Do you know what time it is?

-The weather is good today, isn’t it? Are you from around here?

-I’m so lucky to have known you

-Your dad must be a thief, because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes

 

Finland

Elle Frondelius and Jenna Korjula

-Are you from Tennesee..? Because you're the only ten I see?

-Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material

SUSANA, ANDREA AND GOYA (SPAIN)

Love me or leave me. Where's everyone going?

There's something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

 

LUCÍA & IRENE

-You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

-“I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen.”

-I could spend forever in your eyes.

-"I'm so lucky to have known you" 

 

Anna and Oksi from SLOVAKIA

-Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

-Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

-Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

-Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

-When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?

-If I were a cat I'd spent all 9 lives with you ♥♥♥

 

Karin Frühwald, Slovakia 

 

  •  Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you.
  • "Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?" 
  • Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams." 
  • You know you look familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.

 

Marianna Somogyi, Slovakia

If you were a basketball, I´d never shoot.(Why?) Because I´d always miss you.

- I have to show you the prettiest girl I´ve ever seen.( Show phone with frontcam)

- You really shouldn´t wear makeup. You´re messing with perfection.

- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

Gabriella Világi, Slovakia

  • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
  • Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

    Cute ones:

  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. 
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

 

Charlotte and Emma NI

  • Are you from  space cause you look out of this world
  • You must be from heaven cause you're an angel

 

 

Author: Anna Reszler
Last editor: Anna Reszler