Dirk: Hello, are you the world famous physicist Albert Einstein?

Albert: Hello. Yes, that’s me. Who are you?

Dirk: My name is Dirk Bach, I´m a Comedian on RTL, I moderated the Jungle camp, do you know it?

Albert: No, I’m sorry. I don’t know it. Can you explain it to me?

Dirk:  Of course. In the Jungle camp there are 11 people, more precisely 11 stars, eleven people who have together more debts than Greece. It's about survival in the jungle.

Albert: Do these shows make sense?

Dirk:  Of course not, they are senseless. But people find them entertaining. The candidates get tasks, but I won´t describe them in detail because they are very disgusting.

Albert:  Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited.

Dirk: Sometimes, they are not even imaginative. They have to eat spiders, worms and ants.

Albert: So, it’s true what I have always said: “Two things are infinite, the universe and the human stupidity, but I’m not sure of the universe.”

Dirk:  I think "One can avoid a lot of harm, if one can laugh about oneself. Comedy can do lots of things, if it doesn't  pursue a bad aims."

Albert:  Ah, human aims.  "I'm not sure, is with what weapons World War III fought, but World War IV will fight them with sticks and stones."

Dirk: I´ve always been a funny guy and I think people should laugh more.  I consider a lot of things funny that others might find inappropriate. " But I know my limits.

Albert:  "There are no great discoveries and advances, while there is still an unhappy child on earth."

Dirk: All people are important.  That's why I support  homosexual that have diseases such as  HIV and AIDS."

Albert:  As I say: "Keep away from negative people. They have a problem to every solution".

Dirk: Yes, that’s right.What do you think of our present times in Europe?

Albert:  At present more people want to live in Europe than people who want to leave.  At the time I emigrated to the USA.  At the time it was the right decision.  "It is easier to split a nucleus than to get rid of a prejuidice." 

Dirk:  I – as a homosexual – can confirm this experience.

Albert:  Anyway, "you don't have to understand you just have to get along."

Dirk: Thank you. It was interesting to talk to you!

Albert:  And keep in mind: "The only enemy of humankind are his negative thoughts".

Dirk: Laughing!