"Dream It. Believe It. Do It!"
Scene 1
Narrator: Once upon a time in a magic tower, there lived a Rapunzel with beautiful, glossy but... short hair.
Rapunzel: I am so beautiful. I have got lots of shoes and vouchers to McDonald's. I could go there if only I was able to run away from this tower. Unfortunately, I wanted to be fashionable and I had my hair cut... and now... nobody can get here to help me run away!
Puss in Boots: Shoes? Have I heard SHOES?
(climbs a tower and enters in)
Show me these shoes.
Rapunzel: OK. But you will help me to run away from here, won't you?
Puss in Boots: No problem!
(Rapunzel gives hime some shoes, he tries them on)
Rapunzel: And what? Do you like them?
Puss in Boots: (showing dissatisfaction) And.... where did you buy them?
Rapunzel: On Zalando.com
Puss in Boots: Can you send them back?
Rapunzel: But why? Don't you like them?
Puss in Boots: Yyyy.. They seem to be from the 14th century!
Rapunzel: Have you lost your mind! They are from the 10th century! So - do you take them or not?
Puss in Boots: I don't know... OK. I will take them.
Rapunzel: But you will help me to run away from this tower? It is my greatest dream!
Puss in Boots: My dream is to get golden shoes. So glistening.... So ornately decorated... With golden, tramped hills. THAT is a dream!
Rapunzel (yawning) Boring... Will you help me?
Puss in Boots: I am the knight. I gave you my word. Of course I will help you. (whistles, Alladin appears on his flying carpet)
Alladin: Who called a taxi?
Puss in Boots: Me my friend. Would you pick up this young lady to... eeh - right, where do you want to go?
Rapunzel: I don't know.. I would like to see the life of normal family...
Alladin: You know what?! I am right about to finish my work today, so if you want I can take you to my home...
Rapunzel: I am not sure... My mum used to say that I shouldn't trust people if I don't know them.
Alladin: Come on! So why do you want to get into my taxi?
Rapunzel: Yes! You are right! So I am going with you!
Aren't you afraid of flying so high?
Alladin: What? My greatest dream is to go to the space!!
Scene 2
Dracula (crying): My dream will never come true.... Why will I never fly? Why?
(while walking he meets Winnie the Pooh)
Will your dream never come true too? Is it only my problem?
Winnie the Pooh: Quiet! I am just finishing my honey. Don't interrupt me!
Anyway! My greatest dream is to live in the land of milk and honey... Jump, if you want!
Dracula: OK. If you say so...
(jumps and starts screaming)
Winnie the Pooh: (stops eating) Oh boy! Are you all right there?
Dracula: My hand hurts! Auuuuuuuuuuuuu
Winnie the Pooh: TAXI!!
Alladin: Who called a taxi?
Winnie the Pooh: Me! To the hospital, please!
In the hospital:
Scooby Doo: What has happened?
(to Dracula) Why are you yelping like that?
(takes out a big syringe)
SCOOBYDOOOBYDOOO
(does the injection to Dracula)
Dracula: Oh no! I cannot look at my own blood!
( Dracula faints when he sees blood)
Scooby Doo: Nurse!
Little Red Riding Hood: Yes?
Scooby Doo: Go to the forest and bring me some herbs! But be careful with the bad wolf!
Little Red Riding Hood: Of course!
Scooby Doo: My greatest dream is to improve the health care in our country. It is ridiculous to do injections without any anaesthesia!
Little Red Riding Hood goes to the forest singing the Smurfs song (lalalalalala)
Grouch Smurf appears: Why are you singing my song?
Little Red Riding Hood: It's at the MTV TOP 10 chart. I like it, so I am singing it.
Grouch Smurf: I hate this song.
LRRH: Come on.. Will you help me to collect herbs?
Grouch Smurf: I hate herbs...
LRRH: Please ................(blinking her eyes)
We think it's a good moment to stop and let you continue.... :))))
Written by:
The Polish Team