Vtip 1
Stretol sa Maďar, Angličan a Slovák…
A nerozumeli si ani slovo!
Joke 1
An Englishman, a Hungarian and a Slovak meet…
And they didn´t understand each other!
Vtip 2
Do you speak English?
- Čo?
- Do you speak English?
- Čo?
- Hovoríte po anglicky?
- Yes, yes.
Joke 2
An Englishman asks a Slovak blonde woman a question in English language:
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats his question in English language:
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats the question again:
- Do you speak English?
- Yes,yes.
Vtip 3
Slovák u lekára:
- "Pán doktor pozrite sa mi na jazyk, zadrela sa mi doň trieska."
- "Trieska do jazyka? A to už ako?"
- "Viete, glg whisky sa mi vylial na podlahu."
Joke 3
A Slovakman at the doctor:
- Doctor, could you examine my tongue please? I have got a splinter ”in it.
- A splinter? How come?
- ”You know, I poured a swig of whiskey on the floor.”
Vtip 4
Slovák, Maďar a Rus cestovali do Afriky.V polovici púšte sa im pokazilo auto. Ako tak kráčali zbadali v oáze ťavu. Slovák hneď vyskočil na jeden hrb, Maďar na druhý hrb a dole ostal smutný Rus a ten sa pýta ,,A ja pôjdem kam? Slovák zodvihne ťave chvost a hovorí.Ty choď do kabíny."
Joke 4
A Slovak, A Hungarian and A Russian travel to Africa. In the middle of the desert their car breaks. As they are walking, they see a camel in oasis. The Slovak jumps on the first hump, The Hungarian on second hump and the sad Russian asks: “And where will I go ? The Slovak grabs the camel´s tail and says: “Go in the cabin.”
Vtip 5
Američan, Rus a Slovák skáču z lietadla a spievajú.
Američan: poďme spolu lietať.
Rus: pozri ja už letím.
Slovák: ak sú dvaja šťastný,nechýba im tretí.
Joke 5
An American, a Russian and a Slovak jump out of a plane and they are singing.
The American: Let’s fly together.
The Russian: Look, I am flying
The Slovak: If two people are happy, they don’t miss the third one.